John Gallaher (nickname JohnJohnJohn) is a sophomore of the Class of 2023 at Wyoming Catholic College. Originally from TACland in southern California, John managed to escape in 2019. He remains an active swimmer and beach lover. John is also a photographer, and aspiring tattoo artist. On the 2019 Zion outdoor trip it was revealed that John is the son of Christopher Carter and great grandson of Anna Eby.
- "I know it's late to bring it up but what is knowledge?"
- "I don't wanna die, I just want to be maimed so I don't have to do stuff."